Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
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he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
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Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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