I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
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You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
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Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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