I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
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We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
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We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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