a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
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He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
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I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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