I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
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She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
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Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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