But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
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I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
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American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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