I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
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He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
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Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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