Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
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He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
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Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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