I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Reggie can tackle my bush.
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She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
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You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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