Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
ok first of all what the fuck
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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