yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
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I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
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sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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