Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
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she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
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So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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