I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
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I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
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Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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