CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
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I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
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Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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