i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
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You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
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Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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