Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
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I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
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And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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