i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
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Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
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I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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