i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
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When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
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Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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