I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
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At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
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He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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