My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
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well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
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It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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