He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
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they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
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If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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