Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
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It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
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We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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