true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
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Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
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Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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