How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
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Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
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What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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