): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
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i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
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Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
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