i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
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For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
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Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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