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cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
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What did I eat last night that was bloody?
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
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A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I have post one night stand depression
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