I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
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I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
There r osticjed everywhere
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
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Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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