How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
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shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
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We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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