god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
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Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
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I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
my liver is dry heaving
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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