Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
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Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
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I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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