I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
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You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
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Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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