thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
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Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
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I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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