THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
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at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
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If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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