Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
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Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
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Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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