Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
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I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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