I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
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You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
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my poor anus
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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