Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
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I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
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We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
well, you know. whores of a feather.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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