i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
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I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
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We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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