It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
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what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
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Talking to him sober hurts my brain
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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