six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
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She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
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You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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