could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
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So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
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Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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