You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
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Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
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Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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