hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
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I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
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It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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