okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
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I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
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Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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