This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
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I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
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I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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