we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
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why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
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you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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