Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
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so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
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he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
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