Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
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once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
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I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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