your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
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Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
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The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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